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Just changing a few things

Well it is now 2011 and in the process of updating ,adding new stuff so come back and see whats up

A Newfoundlander is driving down a back road in St. Johns. A sign in front of a restaurant reads: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer 'Lord tunderin' jaysus' he says to himself, 'me 3 favourite tings!'

How do you know a dog is a man's best friend? Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car... then open it... who's the happiest to see you?"

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: 1) The DNA is all the same 2) There are no dental records

As a female shopper exited a barrie convenience store, a newfie grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the newfie. Within minutes, the police caught the newfie. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. He was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, 'Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from.'